As you probably know, that person is Usain Bolt, a Jamaican giant who can run quickly. Matthew Hayden has responded, which rather pleasingly means he’s had another go at ‘talking’.
First of all, we’ll remind you why it is FUNDAMENTALLY WRONG to like Matthew Hayden. The first thing he said was:
“It’s pretty humbling isn’t it for an old fisherman and surfer in Queensland who now and then plays a bit of cricket.”
Then Matthew tells us how his being in one place liking sprinting, while Usain Bolt’s in a second place liking cricket is somehow ‘healthy’.
“He obviously loves cricket and it’s so healthy to know I can be here and he can be there and we can mutually enjoy each others sports.”
Then he makes a statement without any context and it’s a bit hard to know what he means.
“It’s just the pure adrenalin seeking mission of being the fastest man on earth and it’s a phenomenal achievement and we’re all very proud of him as well.”
Who’s this ‘we’? Jamaicans? Cricketers? Just what are you blathering on about?
At least when he’s making no sense he’s not making you cringe with his pathetic attempts at modesty. Small mercies.
Thanks to Miriam for pointing out that Usain Bolt has lamentable taste in cricketers.