Howe drew our attention to another official song, saying: “Perhaps deserves a post of its own.”

You’re not wrong, Howe.

Our favourite line is: “Everyone can win it. From the team of PNG to someone else.”

Who says the East Asia-Pacific region hasn’t made its mark on the cricket world?

“Look how he fringes the ring there.”

Thanks to Ne for sending this to us.

Brian pointed us towards this. We haven’t really got anything to add.

You know it and we know it too.

Thankfully, there’s a little bit of Blu-Tack on the Wisden Cricketer blog at the moment.

The bit where some of the Blu-Tack looks sad is a high point.

Have you ever thought to yourself how hip hop music could be improved if the artists used Received Pronunciation and made tracks about cricket?

Thought so.

Thanks to Vil for pointing us towards this and apologies to those of you who knew about Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer already and are absolutely staggered that we’re so slow with these things.

Actually, no, not sorry. Sod you. We pride ourself on not knowing what’s going on in the world. We will not apologise for that.