Ishant Sharma’s hair

Ishant Sharma goes for the Eighties woman look‘I’m gangly, awkward-looking and appear to be halfway through swallowing a Rubik’s cube – how could I make myself look worse?’

This, presumably, is the thinking behind Ishant Sharma’s strange, effeminate mane. Good bowler, great slower ball, but it’s a dire situation indeed when going back to a mullet would be a wise move.

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10 Appeals

  1. I’ll have you know that there’s nothing wrong with men having long hair.

    That said, I’ll admit that Ishant isn’t the best advert for it.

  2. Hopefully he’s justified his place in the next Test. Because he’s worth it. He’s head and shoulders above the rest.

  3. Yes, Captain K, oh yes. That’s the humour and the reason i read KC – keep it at the level everybody. (Top spot Simon C…)

  4. Oo – I thought he was quite someone else…

  5. Fools, all of you. Or Delilahs. Where do you think his strength is coming from? Chop off most of that splendid mane and his speed will drop to 75 mph and he’ll start bowling like Irfan Pathan or Ashish Nehra.

    Actually his awkward look reminds me of a young Robert Dylan Willis – not a pretty thought.

  6. Too right there is absolutely nothing wrong with men having longish hair, especially if it is in good condition [so buzz cut for Shoab] But then again I don’t have Sky so maybe I’m on shaky ground here re Sharma, his hair is a bit too long but he looks good with it.

    I mean – really – ‘strange, effenminate’ are you a coiffeur envious slap-head KC? Or are you just mulling the lack of attention to a recent trip to the hairdressers yourself?

    So yes – more and better hair in cricket please! Good bowling with good hair. Sidebottom, Malinga, fab!

    Mullets however are banned! Vaughan will never perform until he gets rid of that Mullet.

    Oh yeah – and that Stuart Broad – he needs a haircut – bloody girl!

  7. It’s not just long. Long hair’s fine. This is just really weird. All volume at the base and not like bloke’s hair at all.

  8. This guy even makes drag queens look hot, he should be bowling in high heels!! Bloody cross dresser

  9. Pase Bowler Ishant Sharma Gets a New Haircut! – India’s latest pace sensation – Cricketer Ishant Sharma has cropped his hair short at a saloon in New Delhi. Ishant Sharma, who has been ruled out of the remainder of the one-dayers, used his injury break for this make-over.

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