We’ve implied many times that Australia’s team is currently weaker than in years gone by primarily because of the rich vein of hairless metrosexuality running through it. However, we were quite surprised to learn that James Pattinson is as guilty of this as anyone.
Michael Clarke recently said:
“If James could take one thing to a deserted island he would definitely take his mirror.”
Maybe he just likes to practise his angry face. Or maybe he would direct the sun’s rays in such a way that he could start a fire and then send smoke signals of distress that might be seen by passing ships.
The other interpretation – that he thinks that haircut is ‘good’ – is highly unlikely.