Andrew Flintoff, Simon Jones, Darren Pattinson, Tim Bresnan. How bloody wide of the mark can the mainstream media get? Very. That’s how wide.
There’s the mark and…
…there… that’s where they are. Wide and perhaps a little bit low as well.
The real news is of course His inclusion in England’s provisional 30-man squad for The Champions’ Trophy.
Being as this squad will be cleft in twain on August the 11th, we’re not going to go properly mental just yet. But just to warn you, we’ve had something in our locker for ages now that’s so good it’ll make you sweat jam out of your pores.
If Rob Key makes the final 15-man squad, we will unleash it on the world.
We were going to wait until he got back in the Test squad before showing it, but attempting to stifle its iridescent brilliance for much longer might actually kill us. Cross your fingers.
Today categorising the blog post is a treat: ‘Rob Key’ and ‘England’.