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Ashley Giles has a go at DIY
First Ravi Bopara and Charlotte Edwards, now Ashley Giles. Is the King of Spain any better at DIY than those two charlatans?
No.
You don’t need to know much about plastering to know that Giles isn’t up to the task. Look at his pristine sportswear.
What do plasterers look like? They look like the spattered guy standing next to the one-time England spin bowler. The defining characteristic of a plasterer is that they look like they’ve been shat on.
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Bloody Rob Key gets everywhere. Did he hear a rumour that Giles was a selector for England’s plastering team?
Just to be clear, KC, do you mean by a bird?
Why is the gender so important to you, Bert?
Is it not to you?
Priceless Bert !!1
Ashley should really keep the board straight otherwise the wet plaster will ruin his pristine tracksuit bottoms.
Is anyone else concerned that the fatman’s hand is bigger than central Gollum lookalike’s head? It’s weirding me out.
Photos taken witha 28mm lens always have weirding out potential, Tim. Calm down.
Is anyone else concerned that the fatman’s hand is bigger than central Gollum lookalike’s head? It’s weirding me out.
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