Here’s Ravi Bopara trying to do some tiling.
Ravi! Stop! Everyone knows that you’re supposed to apply the adhesive to the wall and not to the tile.
Now here’s Charlotte Edwards putting up the exact same tile.
Q: How many cricketers does it take to put up one tile?
A: Two, but don’t count on it being flush with adjacent tiles because they’ll apply the adhesive to the tile and not the wall.