Monty Panesar’s back

Bowled on 25th January, 2012 at 09:01 by
Category: Monty Panesar

As in ‘returned’. He hasn’t got ankylosing spondylitis or anything.

It may not be the first time we’ve made that joke – it may not be the first time we’ve made that joke about Monty Panesar – but come on. Some events warrant special attention.

So what are the pros and cons of Monty Panesar being in England’s XI for the second Test in Abu Dhabi?


Monty Panesar is playing.



So there you go, it’s a 100 per cent brilliant decision with no downside.

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  1. sam   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:05

    It’s funny because it’s crushingly predictable.

  2. sam   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:05

    Did you have to remove the picture from the September 2010 post?

    • King Cricket   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:14

      We’ve removed a large number of images from the site because we can’t say for certain where they came from.

    • thesmudge   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:37

      Are extradition warrants pending?

    • John   //   January 26th, 2012 at 12:12

      They came from the internet? Should be a good enough answer.

    • King Cricket   //   January 26th, 2012 at 12:37

      It isn’t.

      We found one of our articles published under someone else’s name the other day. The images used within it were taken from Wikipedia. This leads us to conclude that photographers are more likely to be able to afford lawyers than writers.

  3. bradders   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:13

    Bowling well so far apart from the odd ‘hit me ball’ in the words of Michael Vaughan.

    I promised you a match report from the Dubai test but totally forgot. In a box tomorrow down in Abu Dhabi so will do one from there instead…

    • King Cricket   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:15

      Can you not remember what happened in Dubai?

      You know we don’t publish match reports until at least a month after the game in question, right? Time is most definitely NOT of the essence.

    • bradders   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:16

      ps don’t mean to brag about the box bit but they are the only place in the ground where you can get alcohol!

  4. thesmudge   //   January 25th, 2012 at 09:35

    Ah, heaven. I only got to watch about 20 miutes on the iPad on the train this morning, but even in that brief period, Bumble was fulsome about the size of Monty’s hands and the length of his fingers. It as if after revisiting the 90’s last week we are having a montage to bring us back up to date and we are passing through 2007.

  5. D Charlton   //   January 25th, 2012 at 10:12

    Cricket timequake, the Smudge.

    • thesmudge   //   January 25th, 2012 at 10:19

      I will confess I’ve not read it, but the Wikipedia page inclues the words ennui, arbitrarily, apathy, ramble, tangent and the phrase “no free will” so it is no doubt apt.

    • D Charlton   //   January 25th, 2012 at 10:21

      The universe hiccups and we all have to relive the last 10 years in exactly the same way as first time round, hence the debate about free will. 10 years on autopilot. That’s all.

    • Bert   //   January 25th, 2012 at 10:58

      Please say that it isn’t true, DC. Because there’s a 2004 kebab that I’d really rather not re-experience.

    • King Cricket   //   January 25th, 2012 at 11:05

      Pipe down there. There’s a 2004 kebab we really would like to re-experience.

    • D Charlton   //   January 25th, 2012 at 11:23

      It is true. And when we catch up where we left off, everyone falls over. We’re all walking on autopilot – have been for 10 years – then suddenly free will is back and everyone has to balance themselves again. We haven’t done it for a decade, so we fall over.

    • sam   //   January 25th, 2012 at 11:42

      sounds like a charlie brooker show.

      without the pig sex and talent shows and brain chips

    • sam   //   January 25th, 2012 at 12:25

      KC – somebody should write something about Brad Hogg. Or at the very least just compile a list of facts.

    • King Cricket   //   January 25th, 2012 at 12:33

      Patience, pushy.

  6. D Charlton   //   January 25th, 2012 at 11:56

    Oh – there’s pig sex in it.

    • Bert   //   January 25th, 2012 at 12:05

      Thank god. Something I can understand.

    • King Cricket   //   January 25th, 2012 at 12:09

      On an entirely unrelated note, here’s a recent quote from the man Australia have brought back into their Twenty20 side at the age of 40, Brad Hogg:

      “I grew up on a farm and did a lot of sheep work and that.”

    • thesmudge   //   January 25th, 2012 at 13:10

      It is the combination of erudition and animal sex jokes which keeps me coming back to this site.

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