No, Monty! Say it hasn’t come to this.
In a desperate bid to advance his case for England inclusion, Monty Panesar has been reduced to tampering with scoreboards.
2-20 sounds so much better than 2-120.
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September 27, 2010 at 10:41 am
He also fiddled Rashid’s figures this year to make it look like he had a bowling average over 30 this year.
September 27, 2010 at 9:01 pm
He is handier with a paintbrush than Gat or Strussy https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/andrew-strauss-and-mike-gatting-have-a-go-at-painting/2010/05/21/
September 28, 2010 at 6:19 am
Incredibly cunning.
While others consistently get caught out for ball tampering……
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-1315437/Darrell-Hair-Ball-cheats-pay-Former-umpire-attacks-Pakistan-team.html
….or ball eating,,,,,,
http://funnypictures5.blogspot.com/2010/02/cricketer-shahid-afridi-eating-ball.html
…..Monty finds a more subversive and more effective way to deceive.
He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those pesky King Cricket kids.
September 28, 2010 at 9:31 am
He hasn’t got it in him to cheat. He must have been put up to it. But who is the evil mastermind controlling him? Who has most to gain from him getting a tour place? Who would be most pleased to see that, how can I put this, Monty Panesar’s Back?