No, Monty! Say it hasn’t come to this.
In a desperate bid to advance his case for England inclusion, Monty Panesar has been reduced to tampering with scoreboards.
2-20 sounds so much better than 2-120.
Evil Monty Panesar improves his bowling figures
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He also fiddled Rashid’s figures this year to make it look like he had a bowling average over 30 this year.
He is handier with a paintbrush than Gat or Strussy https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/andrew-strauss-and-mike-gatting-have-a-go-at-painting/2010/05/21/
Incredibly cunning.
While others consistently get caught out for ball tampering……
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-1315437/Darrell-Hair-Ball-cheats-pay-Former-umpire-attacks-Pakistan-team.html
….or ball eating,,,,,,
http://funnypictures5.blogspot.com/2010/02/cricketer-shahid-afridi-eating-ball.html
…..Monty finds a more subversive and more effective way to deceive.
He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those pesky King Cricket kids.
He hasn’t got it in him to cheat. He must have been put up to it. But who is the evil mastermind controlling him? Who has most to gain from him getting a tour place? Who would be most pleased to see that, how can I put this, Monty Panesar’s Back?