Evil Monty Panesar improves his bowling figures

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No, Monty! Say it hasn’t come to this.

Monty Panesar's deviousness knows no bounds

In a desperate bid to advance his case for England inclusion, Monty Panesar has been reduced to tampering with scoreboards.

2-20 sounds so much better than 2-120.


Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.


Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?


  1. Incredibly cunning.

    While others consistently get caught out for ball tampering……


    ….or ball eating,,,,,,


    …..Monty finds a more subversive and more effective way to deceive.

    He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those pesky King Cricket kids.

  2. He hasn’t got it in him to cheat. He must have been put up to it. But who is the evil mastermind controlling him? Who has most to gain from him getting a tour place? Who would be most pleased to see that, how can I put this, Monty Panesar’s Back?

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