Skip to content
King Cricket

King Cricket

Independent and irreverent cricket writing

  • Home
  • News
  • Features
  • Extras
  • About us
  • Contact us
  • Buy our book!

Month: September 2018

September 10, 2018 England

Let’s strap on Alastair Cook’s pads for a minute so that we can appreciate his streamlined thinking

2 minute readAfter precisely one Test match, we’d seen all the shots (and non-shots) we were ever going to see from Alastair Cook. You know them all, but let’s list them anyway. Maybe in 20 years time you’ll revisit this article having forgotten one of them. The leave The forward defensive The

Continue reading
September 9, 2018 India

Ravindra Jadeja is pretty annoying which almost certainly means he’s good at cricket

2 minute readThere are two main reasons why cricketers are annoying. (1) They play for your team and they aren’t very good. (2) They play for the opposition and they are very good. The first is self-evident. The second is rather more nuanced and deserves a little bit of elaboration. So let’s

Continue reading
September 5, 2018 Match report

A near-streak match report from Lord’s from when England played India

2 minute readEdwardian writes: I had stayed in London the night before, so got to Lord’s early. I was frisked by a security chap who was pouring with sweat. “Blimey, mate,” I said. “You’ve been on it.” He replied: “It’s the menopause” – a line I suspect he was using liberally. After

Continue reading
September 4, 2018 Uncategorized

England have been freed from Alastair Cook’s mindless batting but sadly also from Alastair Cook

2 minute readAlastair Cook has looked jaded. The modern way is to throw things away when they’re past their best. They left it too late, but we’d have had a go at recycling. A routine can be a great way to continue doing things well. Once things start to deteriorate, it can

Continue reading
September 3, 2018 England / India

Could India actually be better tourists?

< 1 minute readDepends on your perspective really. They’re a competitive and exciting side who could quite easily be 3-1 up. Their batsmen are better than England’s, their four main bowlers have been brilliant – but they’ve lost the series. From our perspective this is pretty much tourist perfection. We absolutely do not

Continue reading

Posts pagination

«Previous Posts 1 2

About King Cricket

  • Home
  • About us
  • Contact us
  • Get our articles by email
  • Follow us on Bluesky

Support King Cricket

  • Our Patreon crowdfunder

Buy our book

Search King Cricket

Latest features

  • The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes (podcast)December 10, 2025
  • The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is definitely out now – you should buy it for someone! (Possibly yourself)November 6, 2025
  • 51. Michael Vaughan Declines A CrushingOctober 29, 2025
  • 14 England things that happened in the summer of 2025 – do they tell us anything?October 13, 2025
  • Cheteshwar Pujara is trying to sidle out on the sly – but we ain’t gonna let him, are we?August 27, 2025

Read one of these next…

  • Observations after half-watching the Hundred on TV with a couple of kids milling about the place

    Observations after half-watching the Hundred on TV with a couple of kids milling about the place

  • Six things older than Rehan Ahmed

    Six things older than Rehan Ahmed

  • Danish Kaneria or Dane Vilas – who is most Danish?

    Danish Kaneria or Dane Vilas – who is most Danish?

  • Australia were far and away the funniest cricket team in 2018 – but who was their MVP?

    Australia were far and away the funniest cricket team in 2018 – but who was their MVP?

  • Kane Williamson: Lord Megachief of Gold 2020/2021

    Kane Williamson: Lord Megachief of Gold 2020/2021

Archives

Cricket history

  • Ancient history

King Cricket T-shirts

t_shirt_ad.jpg

What we mostly seem to write about

  • England
  • Australia
  • India
  • Other nations
  • County cricket
  • IPL

Latest comments

  1. Lizard on Can England defy the irresistible gravity of right-arm fast-medium in Adelaide? An Ashes third Test previewDecember 15, 2025

    … Something something … Jack Russell? I concur. For all the nebulous concept of ‘Bazball’ seems to have proved to…

  2. Tim on Can England defy the irresistible gravity of right-arm fast-medium in Adelaide? An Ashes third Test previewDecember 15, 2025

    Yep. I loved it when M&S took over and talked about the importance of fun, winning not everything etc, because…

  3. A P Webster on Can England defy the irresistible gravity of right-arm fast-medium in Adelaide? An Ashes third Test previewDecember 15, 2025

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ceq1vl3y2pro - which 'bit of dog' would be most impressive to show in a cricketing context? A wagging tail? Later…

  4. Tim on Can England defy the irresistible gravity of right-arm fast-medium in Adelaide? An Ashes third Test previewDecember 15, 2025

    As the pre-Test gloom deepens, and commentators line up to be first with their 'Ashes of Bazball' jokes, I thought…

  5. Rhys Muir on Can England defy the irresistible gravity of right-arm fast-medium in Adelaide? An Ashes third Test previewDecember 15, 2025

    Nope!

RSS Animals being conspicuously indifferent to cricket

  • A cat finally being won over to cricket by the sheer ridiculousness of the Ashes
  • A cat continuing to maintain almost ostentatiously conspicuous indifference to cricket
  • Conspicuous indifference to Dan Lawrence’s gyrations from a human being

RSS Match reports

  • Match Report: Ireland vs England, 2nd T20, Malahide
  • Keep your enemies closer | a 2019 Edgbaston Ashes Test match report
  • Match report: Sixes, Fulham

RSS Cricket bats in unusual places

  • A cricket book alongside Australia’s most ridiculous Ashes captain (statue)
  • DEVICE NEWS! (A match report being conspicuously indifferent to cricket in an unusual place)
  • A cricket bat in a Pigbag video

About King Cricket

  • Home
  • About us
  • Contact us
  • Get our articles by email
  • Follow us on Bluesky

Support King Cricket

  • Our Patreon crowdfunder

Recent Posts

  • Can England defy the irresistible gravity of right-arm fast-medium in Adelaide? An Ashes third Test preview
  • The 2019 Ridiculous Ashes (podcast)
  • Five ways England’s Gabba defeat to Mitchell Starc and Australia’s medium-pacers was even worse than the first Test
  • Someone tell Brydon Carse he’s getting tonked –  we’re not sure he’s noticed
  • How Joe Root failed at the Gabba in two key respects

Tags

Adil Rashid Alastair Cook Andrew Flintoff Andrew Strauss Animals being conspicuously indifferent to cricket Ashes Ben Stokes Brendon McCullum Chris Gayle Chris Woakes Cricket bats in unusual places Cricket media David Warner Did you see Eoin Morgan Ian Bell IPL James Anderson Joe Root Jonathan Trott Jonny Bairstow Jos Buttler Kevin Pietersen King Cricket Laurence Elderbrook Lies about pictures Matthew Hayden Michael Clarke Mitchell Johnson Moeen Ali Monty Panesar Mop-up of the day MS Dhoni Ones to watch Paul Collingwood Photos Retirement Ricky Ponting Rob Key Sachin Tendulkar Shivnarine Chanderpaul Sim Series Steve Smith Stuart Broad Virat Kohli
WordPress Theme: Maxwell by ThemeZee.
Manage Cookie Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behaviour or unique IDs on this site. Cookies may be used for personalisation of ads. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
  • Manage options
  • Manage services
  • Manage {vendor_count} vendors
  • Read more about these purposes
View preferences
  • {title}
  • {title}
  • {title}