We’re not quite sure what’s going on in Abu Dhabi and we’re not sure we want to know.
England Lions made 96 all out in 28.3 overs. This apparently means that an England XI are chasing 230 in 50 overs.
It is not clear at this stage whether you get four runs for hitting a plant pot or whether that means you are out.
However, we CAN confirm that you can be dismissed off the first delivery you face. Alex Hales explored this avenue with the first ball of the match and was so dissatisfied with the results that no-one else is allowed to use his bat for the rest of the day.