Dawid Malan doesn’t get his own post

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Because this is about Andrew Flintoff.

Flintoff hid a blinding fifty and produced match-winning bowling figures of 3-17 off his four overs in Lancashire’s stunning Twenty20 quarter final victory over Middlesex, which might conceivably not have happened.

One thing’s for certain though, a man/boy who doesn’t know the difference between a W and a V didn’t hit a hundred for Middlesex. Nope. No sirree. No way.



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  1. Did Lancashire Lightening turn up? I looked everywhere for those dancing girls – they where nowhere to be found! I mean if you are not going to bring your whole Twenty20 squad what do you expect!!!

    I’m sure the girls would have neutralised young Dawvwid.

  2. For the first time in ages Middlesex have done something of note! Its hard being a Middlesex fan sometimes, considering we are the only team that isnt really a proper county!

    The pink kit is quiet nice though.

  3. The pink kit is FAB! I’m still holding out for a Middlesex v Durham final. Ho hum…..

  4. Well, the entire German population doesn’t know the difference between a V and a W either. Every single German learning English makes the mistake of saying an English W sound instead of an English V sound, as in saying ‘willage’ and ‘wideo’. I find it utterly baffling as it is neither the German V or W sound, and yet ALL beginners make this mistake.
    They all also make the mistake of not playing cricket.

  5. King Cricket – not just a forum for discussion of cricket, but also an opportunity to disparage Germans trying to learn English….

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