This is quite unusual. We’re not usually right about stuff. Normally, you can ask us questions about things that have happened to us and we’ll get the answers wrong.
“Did Dan tell you he was moving to Australia?”
“No!” [Long pause] “Don’t think so.” [Another long pause] “Well, maybe…”
- Dwayne Bravo – 104 v Australia
- Mohammad Asif – 4-40 v New Zealand
- Mahendra Dhoni – 100 not out v Sri Lanka
Maybe we’re only wrong when being right relies on the retention of information.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Jesus fucking christ. Iain O’Brien is retiring. WHY CHRIST WHY THIS. FUUUUUUUUCK. FUCK. GOD DAMMIT.
All hail the King! All hail the King!! All hail the King!!!
You’d look even smarter if you had Johnson 5-103 and Watson 3-72 & 144 for the match…