Sami has just pointed us towards The Hayden Way.
It’s currently a one page website which we might as well reproduce in its entirety:
So what does The Hayden Way do?
It prides itself on the delivery of unnecessary apostrophes.
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March 31, 2010 at 9:04 am
What a c*unt.
March 31, 2010 at 9:11 am
I bet Hyden came up with that all by himself.
March 31, 2010 at 9:25 am
Well done Sam.
But which is the real Hayden? Is it the arrogant, stupid-chested opening batsman whose average against any halfway decent bowling is 35? Or is it the arrogant, business-suited narcissus who everyone in the company knows has only been given a job because of his height? Or is it the arrogant, saintly saviour who is helping all the world’s children by headbutting them?
I don’t think this company has defined it’self very well.
March 31, 2010 at 9:51 am
I wonder which is worse, being headbutted by Hayden or being nuzzled by him? I’m thinking the latter.
March 31, 2010 at 10:55 am
Oh SimonC, I’m with you, I’ll take the nut anyday over that *shudders*
March 31, 2010 at 11:54 am
I discovered that Kriss Akabusi is now a motivational speaker. Imagine Hayden doing that.
March 31, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Kriss Akabusi would at least be funny.
The only time I’d laugh at Matthew Hayden is if he was executed.
March 31, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Probably not worth reading the site today then Suave.
March 31, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I might send them a letter. I bet they get almost no letters. It’ll be nice for them. Do you think if I include my address they’ll write back? Or do you think that Hayden will turn up at my door and try and deliver some world class service?
I’d definitely prefer the letter.
March 31, 2010 at 7:34 pm
They’ve had one letter Tim. From Justin Langer asking for tips on dossier writing.
April 4, 2010 at 4:04 am
So… how did you find this site KC? Man love for Hayden manifesting itself in minor online stalking behaviour? Or do you require world class service form a sports, leisure and lifestyle company for your business?
April 7, 2010 at 4:38 pm
God I hate him. And I’m from Queensland…