Brendon McCullum remains very much himself

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Photo by Sarah Ansell
Photo by Sarah Ansell

Believe it or not, batting with positive intent isn’t actually a new invention. In the hundred-and-odd years of Test cricket, people did actually try it from time to time before now. Mostly they got out.

New Zealand were heavily beaten in the first Test against Australia and when Brendon McCullum arrived at the crease in the second they had lost three wickets for 32 runs. It was doing a bit.

At this point, McCullum had three possible options:

  • Get out immediately
  • Deadbat for a bit and then get out
  • Try and counterattack but get out

Saint Brendon yawned, stretched, rubbed the sleep from his scarred eye and instead walloped the fastest ever Test hundred. Like most of its creator’s best works, the innings was brilliant with unmistakeably rough edges. It was jousey, spawny, flukey genius.

McCullum has never been the best batsman in the world – he may never even have been the best batsman in the New Zealand team. However, in the last few years, he has unquestionably been the most exciting; the man who makes you think something is happening.

McCullum is a guy who sears his innings into people’s minds. His worst is atrocious, his middle ground pretty pathetic, but his best is quite simply better than anyone else’s best. His best leaves you not quite able to assess what’s just happened because you’ve never visited this place before.

Most batsmen would never even attempt to do what he does. A select few try and fail. Only McCullum has the gall to both try and succeed.

Shortly afterwards, New Zealand’s captain completed his final three-pronged lesson. An aggressive approach to batting has nothing to do with any other form of hostility; self confidence can be combined with self deprecation; humility is not a sign of weakness.

When did you think it might be your day, Brendon?

“Probably second ball when I had an almighty, filthy slog and it went over the slips cordon for four.”

And how do you feel about breaking Viv Richards’ record?

“I’m almost a bit embarrassed to go past him, to be honest. Hopefully he enjoyed a bit of the ‘stroke-making’, we’ll call it.”

This is McCullum’s final Test match. He wants the win. There can’t be many cricket fans who aren’t of a similar mind.


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  1. McCullum’s one of the nicest people in international cricket, and this is very much a fairytale farewell, and I’m happy for him, but… But I’m a little sad that Misbah-Ul-Haq, Doctor Deadbat, Mr. Block, no longer has the fastest Test century.

    Oh well, maybe Alastair Cook will get the next one.

      1. Ahh right. I misinterpreted that report. That is indeed a shame.

        All we can do is hope Mark Richardson comes out of retirement and hits a 50 ball century.

  2. Perhaps the only time I have broken off from the lunch time dishes to laugh, cheer, clap and raise my arms in celebration – all with a little tear in my eye. Cricket aye?

    (Oh… and the lovely hygienically clean frying pan aye?)

  3. Lovely commentary from Ian Smith, whom KC has expressed admiration for in the past.

    “It’s Roy of the Rovers stuff. It’s the stuff you dream about as a child.”

    Cuts through the usual banalities.

  4. Naturally the Cricinfo comments are full of keyboard coaches slagging him off. If he’d tried a Boycott they’d have been calling for his head too. Cannae win with some people.

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