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Matthew Hayden attaches a mirror to the back of his bat
It’s to more closely monitor the ageing process.
‘Still a few wisps of hair at the front there. Not time to retire yet’.
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Mirror, mirror, on the bat…
…who’s the most stupid Aussie [censored]?
Well, it’s a valid question!
It’s “Matt” right?
Right?
Maybe he can seel his cook books and advanced hair plugs at the same time. 2 for 1 infomercials.
Has your hatred of Hayden caused you to carelessly split an infinitive in your opening sentence?
Hayden must also be getting very long-sighted, judging by the distance at which he is holding his bat/mirror. They do say the eyes are the first thing to go.
Surly it’s there hair that was the first thing to go in Haydos’ case.
“there hair” indeed….
Surly ‘there’ wasn’t the worst part of that comment.
I am torn between being (a) pleasure at The Scientician’s correct use of the possessive apostrophe, and (b) the faintly sick feeling I get on reading that nickname.
he makes so much 50 + 100 he has a look at himself every time
haydos is a gun u guys make fun of him because he is better than u