10 Appeals to “Matthew Hayden attaches a mirror to the back of his bat”

1. Mahinda // Oct 16, 2007 at 12:19 pm

   Mirror, mirror, on the bat…
   …who’s the most stupid Aussie [censored]?

   Well, it’s a valid question!

2. King Cricket // Oct 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm

   It’s “Matt” right?

   Right?

3. Uncle J rod // Oct 16, 2007 at 3:33 pm

   Maybe he can seel his cook books and advanced hair plugs at the same time. 2 for 1 infomercials.

4. a well known pedant // Oct 17, 2007 at 9:13 am

   Has your hatred of Hayden caused you to carelessly split an infinitive in your opening sentence?

5. Miriam // Oct 17, 2007 at 4:08 pm

   Hayden must also be getting very long-sighted, judging by the distance at which he is holding his bat/mirror. They do say the eyes are the first thing to go.

6. the scientician // Oct 18, 2007 at 5:48 pm

   Surly it’s there hair that was the first thing to go in Haydos’ case.

7. the scientician // Oct 18, 2007 at 5:49 pm

   “there hair” indeed….

8. King Cricket // Oct 18, 2007 at 5:52 pm

   Surly ‘there’ wasn’t the worst part of that comment.

9. Miriam // Oct 18, 2007 at 6:36 pm

   I am torn between being (a) pleasure at The Scientician’s correct use of the possessive apostrophe, and (b) the faintly sick feeling I get on reading that nickname.

10. kasim // Mar 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    he makes so much 50 + 100 he has a look at himself every time