So says the headline at the BBC. We’re so angry about the inaccuracy, we haven’t even read the article.
Put yourself into the story. You’re in the England stagecoach, pootling along the highway, when suddenly you come to a halt. What’s happening? You’re not at the MA Aziz Stadium yet.
You push the curtain aside and look out of the window. Alarmingly, you see dozens of striped, snarling cads, circling the stagecoach and preventing further progress.
How would you describe these tigers? They’ve got incisors as big as your hand and blades in their paws. About 10 per cent of them is sharp edges and the rest of them is just a mechanism with which to drive the sharp edges into your soft blancmange-like flesh.
Would you describe these tigers as ‘brave’?