We’ve always said that Shane Watson always looks on the verge of tears. Chris Gayle agrees.
Gayle says that Watson’s easy to wind up. “He only looks big and strong but he’s soft.”
But how soft? We already know that Watson’s so soft he has to sleep in Brett Lee’s room when he thinks he’s in a haunted castle, but surely he’s even softer than that.
We’d say that Shane Watson is so soft that if he were wearing one of those children’s coats which features a pair of mittens on a string, he’d cry if one of the mittens got lost up a sleeve.
Anyone want to raise us on that?