India have already beaten England in the T20s – could they beat them in all three formats?

Literal fireworks in Bristol (via Sky Sports)

About a month ago we had this big article planned about how India could easily end up winning the Test series against England. Then… well, who knows what happened? It could have been anything. None of us will ever know. All we can say for certain is that the article in question never made it to this website. (Unless it did and we’ve totally forgotten about it (which, we’ll be honest, is not wholly beyond the realms of possibility.))

An article like that doesn’t feel timely any more. Now that everyone in England has had a glimpse at India and maybe checked up a bit on what they’ve been doing recently, it seems obvious to say that they could well win the Tests.

Let’s quickly run through that anyway though.

Could India win the Test series?

India have several things that they haven’t had on previous tours. Some tangible; some wispy and ephemeral but no less important.

Most importantly, they have a whole bunch of solid quick bowlers. Not just one or two. Several.

Bhuvneshwar Kumar averages 26 in Test cricket. Mohammed Shami averages 28. Umesh Yadav is quick. Ishant Sharma is… well, mostly he’s Ishant Sharma, but he can also from time to time be what Ishant Sharma always promised to be.

They also have Hardik Pandya. Like all the best all-rounders, Pandya bats like he’ll be judged on his bowling and bowls like he’ll be judged on his batting. This is a good thing. Scrutiny blunts people. We forget how to walk if we so much as suspect that another human being might be watching us.

The spinners should come into play too, given the conditions we’ve been having in the UK this year.

This is our “lawn” in Manchester.

We should probably remove that weed.

Less tangibly, India under Virat Kohli are serious about overcoming challenges in a real marginal gains kind of way. This is a team that thinks about everything and always has something else to try. It is not like MS Dhoni’s Test team, which was strong but tended to subside once it ran out of ideas.

There’s also the simple fact that they’re playing England. England haven’t looked particularly good at Test cricket in recent times.

Could India win the ODI series?

This currently seems a more difficult question to answer. In anticipation of a World Cup on home soil, England have been ‘putting greater emphasis’ on their one-day international (ODI) team. ( The truth is they have been out-and-out prioritising it, but no-one’s allowed to say that.)

The England one-day team is organised, confident, settled and ambitious. Rather than being competent in low-scoring matches and trying to get better in high-scoring ones, they’re built for massive totals and are trying to get a bit better at the old-fashioned stuff.

India are also a pretty good one-day side however, not least because they have Yuzvendra Chahal and Kuldeep Yadav.

Chahal averages 21.83 in ODIs; Kuldeep 20.02. They’ve only played 20-odd games each, but they have routinely torn teams asunder. ASUNDER, YOU HEAR? (We’re not 100 per cent sure what ‘asunder’ means. Better look it up…. Okay, that seems a decent fit.)

You may think that their records are explained by the stereotypical turning Indian pitches (which are somehow also completely flat at the exact same time – stereotypes that contradict themselves are our favourite sort). This is not the case. When they played in South Africa, Chahal took 16 wicket at an average of 16 and Kuldeep took 17 at 14.

So will India beat England in all three formats?

Our opinion is…

  • T20s: Yes, obviously – because they already have
  • ODIs: Probably not. They’re talking about experimenting a bit and teams don’t generally have huge margin for underperformance against England in ODIs at the minute, so that could be the difference
  • Tests: Yes, probably. We’d be tempted to go for 4-1 but away wins are so rare, we’re going to plump for 3-2

Stop, stop. Wait a minute.


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23 Appeals

  1. I looked up asunder and after a solid 10 seconds of research, I still don’t know what it means

  2. Making concrete predictions, yer man? I’m amazed (but not angry).

    I now expect England to win the Tests and India to win the ODIs.

    • *maj

      I mostly use ‘yer man’ for videogames journalists, for obvious* reasons.

      • King Cricket

        July 10, 2018 at 10:55 am

        We honestly don’t know if this is a reference to our early career as a videogames journalist.

        Good call on the prediction reversals though. That was an absolute certainty until we wrote this sentence and negated the reverse-prediction with an opposite prediction. Although have we now negated the negation by acknowledging it?

      • I honestly didn’t know about that earlier period, so… let’s say it was. 🤨

        Best not to get caught up too much in those negations. Everything will work itself out. Although at this stage that might be by Jimmy scoring 50 off 60.

  3. Ooh, get you with your “lawn” and all that. You must spend half your life tending to it for it to be in such a magnificent and lush condition. What are you, some sort of “lawn” expert or something? Bloody “lawn” show-off.

    • King Cricket

      July 10, 2018 at 10:57 am

      Stretches for as far as the eye can see, Bert*.

      * Provided you’re lying face down on it.

  4. Are England prioritising their odi team? Or does their ODI team happen to not suck while their test team is in a fallow period?

    • King Cricket

      July 10, 2018 at 11:00 am

      They’re absolutely prioritising it. In years gone by, several of these one-day players would be in the Test team and would also have played a lot less limited overs cricket (both domestic and international).

      It is nothing explicit, but rather the sum of a whole host of smaller decisions.

  5. How hot does it have to be before that weed shrivles up and dies? I’m concerned you are going to have to take a blowtorch to it.

    I would be surprised if India don’t win the Test series relatively comfortably.

  6. You have giant feet.

  7. I’m prioritizing the soccerball.

    I’ll start caring about the Test cricket when England do again. I’ll never care about ODI or T20.

    (suspect India will win all three formats anyway).

  8. Are they cowpats?

  9. Those nested parentheses in the first paragraph remind me of a spreadsheet formula I should be fixing instead of reading this.

  10. A tinge of green on the strip but nothing really to encourage the seam bowlers. It might just encourage the spin bowlers a little, though, with the chance of some natural variation and the odd enticing patch. But basically it looks like a belter – full of runs.

    • King Cricket

      July 11, 2018 at 8:51 am

      It’s breaking up a little, but the main danger is that the top’s coming away in places. Another day and it could actually be unplayable.

  11. India will surely miss bumrah in ODI’s…
    But India is going to win this series by 2-1 again, as I think.

  12. Ritesh Banglani

    July 12, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    Can’t say about the scoreline in the test series, but I’m pretty sure not all tests will see results. You may be overestimating the bowling resources of both teams.

  13. That’s true about India too, at least when they are playing away. You are underestimating this team’s capacity to collapse.

    • King Cricket

      July 13, 2018 at 6:08 am

      No, we are just really, really confident in England’s ability to fold like laundry.

      • Folded laundry and a perfectly manicured lawn? The time on your hands! Are you not supposed to be busy with a mini-person and multi-discipline journalism?

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