Rajasthan Recruitment Consultants have won 11 of their 14 league games. Delhi Database Administrators have won seven of their 14 games. Now they play a semi final. Delhi will probably win.
Rumour has it that Rajasthan were spurred into their league-topping run by a huge Shane Warne bollocking after they lost their very first match to these opponents. We always suspected that THE RAGE was the best method of coaching a side.
To get you up to speed, here’s a comprehensive lowdown on these first two semi-finallists:
Sohail Tanvir is The Balls at this form of the game.
Glenn McGrath’s still not going for runs, even though that’s THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT.
There you go, you can get back to your bacon sandwich or your cup of tea or whatever you use to avoid doing work at this time on a Friday.