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Herbert Ackgrass, the official cricket biographer of regular King Cricket contributor Ged Ladd writes…
In 1983, within days of the second of Ged’s three matches for “The Players Of The Left”, it now transpires that our Ladd was at it again.
I interviewed Ged’s dear, eccentric friend, Fletcher Lyons, on the matter of the heatwave at Keele that summer. Ged had mentioned stifling weather breaking and subsequently students running out of their flats to dance on the playing fields in the rain.
“Indeed! I remember it very well and often think about it,” said Lyons. “I had just secured a year off for the following year and was in an anarcho-celebratory mood. It was a bright, hot evening that suddenly went dark as night. There was thunder… lightning… the way that we loved it was frightening. We even played bad wicketless cricket in it.”
Naturally I asked for more details on the cricket. Ged claimed almost zero memory of that cricket match, while King Cricket readers expect and deserve excruciating detail.
“Knock on wood. Mad Dogs and Englishmen,” said Lyons. This interview was clearly going to require another pint of beer with a silver shilling at the bottom of the glass.
“The 1983 Thunder Match took place in the affluence of various influences,” he continued, as the beer cleared his mind and the shilling purchased his tongue. The various influences in 1983 would no doubt have been gaseous herbal remedies as well as fermented liquids.
“More misses than hits, more sliding than running, more laughing than ‘howzat,’ more singing than cheering. We all won.”
Sadly there is no video evidence of this 1983 event. However, I have uncovered a famous video clip of soaking wet dancing from that year which I can safely say bears no resemblance to the Keele students thunder dance.
I have also found a more recent cricket clip that illustrates “rain started play” cricket in all its glory.
Featured image: Dark skies, CC licencsed by Dennis Amith via Flickr.