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Tag: Marnus Labuschagne

January 5, 2026 Australia / England

The 5 best/worst aspects of Jamie Smith’s gruesome and deplorable dismissal to Marnus Labuschagne’s abject filth

4 minute readYou expect the unexpected in this Ashes, but we didn’t see the prospect of Jamie Smith getting bounced out by Marnus Labuschagne mentioned in any of the previews. This was obviously gloriously awful cricket all round, but which was the worst (and therefore also, in some weird sense, the best)

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June 12, 2025 Australia / South Africa

Crucial Session Watch | World Test Championship Final, day two

2 minute readOoh, it’s a crucial session coming up, isn’t it? It promises to be a great, great morning for fans of commentators saying, ‘it’s a crucial session coming up’. Before the World Test Championship Final began, a lot of the selection intrigue centred on who exactly should get to stand at

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November 22, 2024 Australia / India

Did you see… Labuschagne MAKE KOHLI PAY

2 minute readAfter yet again failing with the bat, Virat Kohli dropped Marnus Labuschagne second ball. Oh how Australia’s number three made him pay. Kohli’s aspiration to bat like John Crawley grows ever larger. Today he made five (two singles and a three, for what it’s worth) before playing a tentative, back

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October 12, 2023 Australia

Innings of the day: Marnus Labuschagne nrrdling 46 off 74 balls

< 1 minute read2023 World Cup, Game 10, Australia v South Africa A familiar, weird and, in its own peculiar way, quite wonderful feature of World Cup group stage games is when a fundamentally beaten team sets itself the unambitious goal of making things slightly less awful. So it was that Marnus Labuschagne’s

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July 29, 2023 Australia / England

Did you see… Marnus Labuschagne score a run?

2 minute readIt’s quite possible you didn’t. He only scored nine of them in 82 balls after all. You have options in Test cricket. You can choose how you go about things. We would argue that England’s hare approach to batting at the minute is actually a lot more interesting for being

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October 18, 2018 Australia / Pakistan

The two very obvious highlights from Pakistan v Australia in Abu Dhabi

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    Was unbeaten with the bat in both innings as well. An up-and-coming all-rounder

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    Decent performance from Lancashire's skipper. Looks a good prospect. Shame second division doesn't count.

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