The England and Wales Cricket Board’s business partners

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Here’s one:

Looking good, Mr Stanford

No-one with a moustache could ever be evil.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

7 comments

  1. The Americans do go in for humiliation of those to be tried – none of this innocent till proved guilty nonsense. Clap ’em in irons!

  2. I’m baffled, I thought only people with moustaches were evil.

    Vlad the Impaler
    Gengis Khan (sounds like a cricketer)
    Stalin
    Hitler
    Merv Hughes (was a cricketer, perhaps not evil?)
    My Wife

    I was just reading that Gengis Khan killed 1,748,000 people in one hour, that’s bad.

  3. So that’s why England mysteriously lost to the Dutch the other week.

    Dark forces at work.

  4. Thesaurusrus – genius list you compiled there; I actually laughed out loud when I read the last one! I hope for your sake the missus doesn’t read this blog or that kill count might increase by one more.

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