Yuvraj Singh is so cool it frightens us to the core of our being

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Yuvraj Singh is so cool, his coolness can’t be accommodated by one set of trendy, opaque eyewear.

Yuvraj Singh - cooler than Beadle, Tarrant and Titchmarsh combined

His coolness is so dazzling that we need four sets of sunglasses ourself to even look at him.

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

11 comments

  1. No need to look at him O king. He does quite enough looking at himself admiringly. Plus he doesn’t look so cool dropping slip catches. *sniggers*

  2. It reminds me of the famous scene in Airplane! when Robert Stack removes his shades to reveal another pair of shades underneath.

  3. He’s not cool. He wears them for medical reasons. He has eyes at the bottom of his bouffon and on the top of his chest wig.

    ‘Six-eyed’ Singh – that’s what the called him at school.

  4. He wears all those glasses so he can’t see the giant Yuvraj spirit that follows him around- it’s always watching… watching

  5. He’s only actually wearing one pair of glasses. He’s also wearing a glasses shaped headband, a glasses shaped necklace, and smoking a glasses shaped cigarette.

  6. Actually, he has a rare medical condition that results in the growth of sunglasses on his body. It’s terrible. I’m surprised nobody’s heard of it.

  7. You racist bastards!!!! You can’t stand the cool look of the gogglian race.

    The goggles are just part of his anatomy.

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