Steven Smith’s bowling action

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You can waste a hell of a lot of time deconstructing Steven Smith’s double-elbowed chicken dance bowling action.

We mentioned this to a friend of ours and he said, quite simply:

“I want to deconstruct Steven Smith’s face.”


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  1. Possible contender for the next ‘most detestably arrogant Australian’?

    Or is he just a little too boy band to carry this off?

  2. Finally! A sensible assessment of Steven Smith. Even now I have difficulties to look at his picture without flinching.

  3. Most detestably arrogant? Harsh on debutantes, aren’t we?

    Especially one that looks like a six-year-old who has just got his pocket money to go to the shop for his weekend lollies.

    At least Tim Paine looks like he’s just about got to high school.

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