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Steven Smith’s bowling action

Bowled on 16th July, 2010 at 10:52 by King Cricket
Category: Steven Smith

Steven Smith has a big arseYou can waste a hell of a lot of time deconstructing Steven Smith’s double-elbowed chicken dance bowling action.

We mentioned this to a friend of ours and he said, quite simply:

“I want to deconstruct Steven Smith’s face.”

We are still a bit mental about slow cookers but think we can get the meat to come out "stickier"

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  1. Reply
    V   //   July 16th, 2010 at 12:30

    Well,I suppose it is no different to Johnie Wilko’s double fisted stance.

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    lucas   //   July 16th, 2010 at 14:29

    Possible contender for the next ‘most detestably arrogant Australian’?

    Or is he just a little too boy band to carry this off?

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    another Tim   //   July 16th, 2010 at 15:51

    Finally! A sensible assessment of Steven Smith. Even now I have difficulties to look at his picture without flinching.

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    Ged   //   July 16th, 2010 at 16:42

    Why does Steve Smith have a tampon string hanging out of his rump in the picture?

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    Vim   //   July 17th, 2010 at 11:10

    Most detestably arrogant? Harsh on debutantes, aren’t we?

    Especially one that looks like a six-year-old who has just got his pocket money to go to the shop for his weekend lollies.

    At least Tim Paine looks like he’s just about got to high school.

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    e normous   //   July 17th, 2010 at 12:07

    Watson is still the worst. This guy just looks like a doofus.

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