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Stuart Broad snatches the all-rounder baton off Andrew Flintoff

Bowled on 21st August, 2009 at 16:11 by King Cricket
Category: Andrew Flintoff, Ashes, England cricket news, Stuart Broad

Stuart Broad about to dismiss another Aussie

Andrew Flintoff should keep a close eye on all his cricket gear. Stuart Broad will have his bats, his pads and even his box given half a chance. He’s not waiting until the big man’s gone before taking over.

When Swann got North, we yelped like a female coati. When Broad bowled Haddin, we went up an octave. It sounded like a baby Bongolava mouse lemur had been kicked in the nuts.

We’re far happier seeing an England all-rounder of the future scything through Australia like a laser through hot butter. It bodes well for the future.

We are still a bit mental about slow cookers but think we can get the meat to come out "stickier"

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  1. Reply
    Ceci   //   August 21st, 2009 at 17:05

    You’re not a proper Broadette O King. There were no exclamation marks in that piece

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    Dave   //   August 21st, 2009 at 17:49

    He still looks like a teenage girl.

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    Pat   //   August 21st, 2009 at 20:48

    malfoy on stilts – as CMJ beautify put it

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    Pat   //   August 21st, 2009 at 22:13

    Stu Broad forced me to admit I was wrong. Seriously peeved.

    (I am disinct from the above ‘Pat’ )

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    El_Quince   //   August 21st, 2009 at 23:01

    The Tall Man is a current and future legend.

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    thesaururus   //   August 22nd, 2009 at 00:51

    draco/malfoy is thus in wiki:-

    “Draco is described as a tall boy with a pale, pointed face, sleek white-blond hair, and cold grey eyes.”

    If Broad is on stilts he would be bowling above the line of the sight screen. Perfectly fair tactics against the convict XI

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    GED   //   August 22nd, 2009 at 07:28

    How do you know what a female coati sounds like, KC.?

    Have you ever isolated a single female to hear her yelp?

    I have only ever encountered coatis en famille and wouldn’t have been able to distinguish the females from the males and children.

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    Sandeep   //   September 8th, 2010 at 04:41

    start broad i am the greatest fan of you in the universe.seriously i am very……………………………………… like you. i promise to you after 6 years i am always meet with you.you are the most beatiful person in the past.present and future.you are aausam.i am don’t talk in words how much i like you.

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    Sandeep   //   September 8th, 2010 at 04:43

    i have no brother and sister .you are just like my brother

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