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June 11, 2019 South Africa

Okay, your job’s pretty rubbish, but at least you’re not South Africa captain during a World Cup

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June 7, 2019 South Africa

You can’t blame AB de Villiers for his breath-takingly egocentric last minute bid to play in the World Cup – he’s just continuing to explore what’s possible in cricket

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May 30, 2019 England / South Africa

What score should we give that mad Ben Stokes catch?

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March 20, 2019 England / South Africa

Duanne Olivier says he wants to play for England now

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February 27, 2019 County cricket / South Africa

County cricket is dying and poverty-stricken and if something isn’t done soon the counties won’t even have enough money to tempt the world’s finest cricketers to renounce their international careers any more

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February 23, 2019 South Africa / Sri Lanka

Someone has hidden or misplaced the Sri Lanka Test team that subsides to predictable defeats. If anyone tracks it down, they should probably alert the authorities. Its parents will no doubt be very worried

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February 16, 2019 South Africa / Sri Lanka

Kusal Perera does not care for circumstances

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November 15, 2018 South Africa / West Indies

South Africa just choked in a major tournament and no-one seems to be going on about it

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June 21, 2018 England / New Zealand / South Africa

“Our bowling is an area of concern”

< 1 minute read So said South Africa captain Dane van Niekerk after her team had conceded a world record 216-1 in a T20 against New Zealand and then a few hours later conceded 250-3 against England. “An area of concern” is a great way of putting it. “An absolute liability” is just that

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May 23, 2018 South Africa

AB de Villiers finally picks a cake

< 1 minute read AB de Villiers spent rather a long time desperately trying to engineer a cake monopoly. He wanted to retain and eat The Cake of International Cricket; he wanted to retain and eat The Lucrative Cake of T20 Franchise Cricket; and he also wanted to retain and eat The Cake of

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