Seven incredibly-well-researched team talking points for the Sri Lanka v England Test

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The tyre-flipping is over and the gloves are off (or on, if the player in question is batting or wicket-keeping). The first Test between Sri Lanka and England is, by the time you read this, quite possibly underway.

It isn’t underway as we write though, which means we are now going to play “guess the team selection talking points”.

Guess 1: Jonny Bairstow is back in the team and batting at three

Or possibly he’s not. Or maybe he’s not ‘back in the team’ but in fact ‘still in the team’. It’s very hard to keep track of whether Bairstow is in or out of the side.

Guess 2: England have picked two spinners and Sam Curran is playing

We feel like we’re maybe being hoodwinked by disingenuous team selection leaks here, but it does seem unlikely that England would take a punt on a third spinner now that Moeen Ali’s unavailable. Always good to see Sam Curran’s serious face if they do go down that route.

Guess 3: Dan Lawrence is playing

Lawrence is a promisingly odd batsman, but we’re far more excited about the prospect of him maybe getting to turn his arm over. This is entirely on the basis that the Independent’s Vithushan Ehantharajah bills his bowling as bills “right-arm misdirection”.

Guess 4: Stuart Broad/Jimmy Anderson isn’t playing

Broad delivered a grand total of 14 overs on England’s 2018 tour of Sri Lanka and didn’t seem unduly troubled at having largely managed to avoid bowling on the pitches used in that series. However, it really feels like he could be very creatively annoying if they make him do a little more this time around.

Guess 5: Olly Stone or Mark Wood is playing

People often want to talk about Mark Wood.

Guess 6: Ben Stokes has been rested for this tour

Should probably mention that.

Guess 7: Sri Lanka have picked that fella people didn’t expect them to pick

Got to be honest. Haven’t really researched this one.


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    1. Incredibly well researched talking points.

      On this occasion that was brain error resulting from Sam Curran not hyper-autocorrect.

  1. Apposite picture – I woke early and saw the first session…

    …so I’m a bit tyred this morning.

    I’ll get my coat, but I’m not going out in the soggy gloom that is London this morning. Just as well the cricket is cheering me up!

  2. I think that this Test series is also another opportunity for YJB to make another statement making hundred. He’s has lost his central contract, been recalled and he has been given a perfect opportunity to make a statement that ECB shall remember.

    I hope I haven’t spoken too soon.

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