Shaun Tait astride a big cannon

Is that a cannon between your legs? Yes, but I'm sort of standing on it really.We’ve been putting altogether too many words on this site of late, so for no real reason, here’s a picture of Shaun Tait astride a big cannon.

It’s not THAT big a cannon though. Ho, no, no – not as big as this cannon.

We like big cannons.

We don’t like Shaun Tait though. He’s smug-looking. He’s a very fast bowler, though – we like that. We’re preparing ourself to have ‘mixed feelings’ for about the next ten years thanks to old Taito. The spork affects us similarly. We admire the ingenuity, but detest the vast majority of spoon food.

Cereal, soup, pudding – not good foods.

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19 Appeals

  1. It’s a very nice picture of the rock-hard mean machine capable of firing balls at 100pmh at terrified opposition. It’s a shame that it has Shaun Tate straddling it, though.

  2. Sorry: Tait. I obviously need sugar.

  3. King Cricket

    December 17, 2007 at 8:42 pm

    Early contender for ‘comment of the week’, if that were actually a thing that we did.

  4. Genius!

    Miriam wins the internet.

    Look after her wisely…

  5. We have to look after Miriam, or Miriam has to look after the Internet?

    is the internet female? Well I never…

  6. I was referring to the Internet. I’m sure Miriam can look after herself..
    I’m not sure if T’Internet is female or not, but inanimate objects always seem to be called, she or her. Not sure why that is, but who am I to start a revolution?

  7. I win the whole internet? Wowzer! To be honest, though, I’m happy with just Kingcricket and Lolcats.

  8. I can haz cheezburger?

  9. On further reflection, I think there’s room in the market for a website that COMBINES Kingcricket and lolcats, i.e. captions cricket photos a la lolcats. Come on internet!

  10. And last one for today.. this should be the most exciting Miriam..

  11. now THAT is going to be my computer wallpaper. Thank you for my lolcrickets!

  12. It’s a pleasure!

  13. At your request Miriam!! And one, I’m sure you will appreciate muchly Sire..

  14. King Cricket

    December 19, 2007 at 8:46 am

    This is an outrage. Rob takes great care over both his written and spoken language.

    This is a stain on everything he stands for.

  15. Blimey, I didn’t relaise that member of the Shamen board, Tony Harrison, was in fact you King Cricket!

  16. yay! thank you Suave! I tried one as well, but it took me literally hours.

  17. But Kingcricket I thought you said that ALL pictures of Rob Key were beautiful.

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