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Tag: Brydon Carse

March 31, 2026 England

It’s time for some unsettling disloyalty: If England’s leaders aren’t being ejected then some of the players will be… but which ones?

5 minute readWe are absolutely adamant that England cannot possibly withstand public and media appetite for change in the wake of the Ashes drubbing. (Does 4-1 actually qualify as a drubbing given the three previous scorelines Down Under were all worse than that?) One way or another, rightly or wrongly, action must

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December 8, 2025 Australia / England

Five ways England’s Gabba defeat to Mitchell Starc and Australia’s medium-pacers was even worse than the first Test

4 minute readIt didn’t even take three days for England to lose the first Test in Perth… but the second Test performance in Brisbane was actually way worse. Here’s why. 1. It took longer England achieved some historic lows in Perth, but at least they contributed to the brevity of the Test

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December 5, 2025 Australia / England

Someone tell Brydon Carse he’s getting tonked –  we’re not sure he’s noticed

3 minute readAn Ashes cliché that we repeatedly embrace in The 50 Most Ridiculous Ashes Moments is “the wheels are coming off”. (There’s actually a whole chapter on it, which is about the last Ashes tour.) It’s a term that crops up depressingly frequently when England are in Australia. On day two

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June 20, 2025 England / India

Mind fodder: Five things to think about as England take on India in a big ol’ five-Test series

3 minute readEngland v India. Five Tests. Man alive, there’s scope for some stuff here. We’re only stopping at five with this article because if we send the email any later, you’ll all end up paying attention to THE WRONG THINGS and we’d never forgive ourself. Rishabh Pant v Shoaib Bashir In

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  1. King Cricket on A black standard poodle being conspicuously indifferent to a very good cricket book that you should definitely buyApril 13, 2026

    Have you seen the photo of him on the Beeb? Not the most flattering. He looks like Albert Steptoe.

  2. A P Webster on A black standard poodle being conspicuously indifferent to a very good cricket book that you should definitely buyApril 13, 2026

    Was unbeaten with the bat in both innings as well. An up-and-coming all-rounder

  3. Sam on A black standard poodle being conspicuously indifferent to a very good cricket book that you should definitely buyApril 13, 2026

    Decent performance from Lancashire's skipper. Looks a good prospect. Shame second division doesn't count.

  4. Ged Ladd on A black standard poodle being conspicuously indifferent to a very good cricket book that you should definitely buyApril 9, 2026

    Clearly someone once said told Peter Svidler en passant [did you see what I did there] that cricket is like…

  5. Tim on Skullwatch: Jamie Smith looks safe thenApril 9, 2026

    Ah the weak shower head of time. Doesn't wash away everything, but probably leaves everyone with different memories/ingrained stains from…

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