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Metrosexuals of Cricket

Just when you think you can’t possibly vomit any more, you remember that the year doesn’t end with January.

Witness the Men Of Cricket 2009 calendar, made to raise funds for the McGrath Foundation, an organisation set up by Glenn and his late wife to provide funding for breast cancer nurses in Australia – a worthy cause that deserves better.

If you want to do some good, don’t just make a donation, buy a calendar and then bury it so that no mortal eyes can fall upon the horrors therein.

As Simon Katich said:

“I think you will see I am the only guy there with some hair on my chest. Unfortunately the rest of my team are all metrosexuals.”

If you’re ABSOLUTELY MENTAL, you can see the pictures via a link on this page. Shaun Marsh and Shane Watson go way beyond metrosexual though. We don’t even know how to describe it.

All we know is that David Boon must be rolling in his skip full of discarded beer cans. (David Boon lives in a skip full of discarded beer cans, right?)


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  1. I googled this last week – and found myself on a gay forum where Aussie men were discussing which of the photos they most like to look at whilst pleasuring themselves (Shane Watson in case you’re interested). If this image disturbs you, then imagine my horror when scrolling down to discover that some of the posters like to knock one out whilst watching KP and Flintoff in action.

    Have these men no taste at all???? If I had the equipment, Ben Hilfenhaus would do it for me.

  2. “some of the posters like to knock one out whilst watching KP and Flintoff in action.”

    REALLY? Does Jiss know about this……poor woman.

  3. KC, well done, you are now the 100th cricket blogger to run a post about this.

    Mel, this is where Christians go wrong, trying to use the bible to say sodomy and man on man action is wrong, the correct procedure would be, there are men masturbating over Shane Watson, the world is clearly reached its depths.

  4. Looking at the subject matter again, it’s clearly a 98 post maximum topic.

    We should have written about something else for the 100th time, rather than this for the first time.

  5. I just hope to God that Kent CC won’t try to cash in with their own ‘Men of Kent’ effort…

  6. I beg to differ there Stephen B – you obviously have not seen Joe Denly’s torso!

    As for the Australians – there is only about 3 months worth, and that’s being generous. Any human genome type people masturbating over Shane Watson are clearly in torment.

    Mel – what equipment do you need for Ben Hilfenhaus?

  7. Stephen B – surely you mean “Kentish Men”, not “Men of Kent”?

    SixSixEight – did I pass the audition for the “Men of Lord’s” calendar when I popped in to HQ the other day?

  8. Ged, I believe that, while both Kentish Men and Men of Kent do indeed exist, they aren’t the same thing.

    I’m sure Sarah Comma can tell you more…

  9. hello!! hoo cares if johnson has no hair on his chest?! he is the hottest out of the lot of em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway no hair is totally hott

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