We’re not sure we’ve ever seen an England side as bad as this.
The top order keep throwing their wickets away. The bowling lacks pace and guile. There’s no plan. No cohesion. Midway through England’s innings we actually threw up due to acute dissatisfaction.
We now feel completely irritated.
COMPLETELY IRRITATED! You hear that, England? That’s what you’re doing to your loyal fans who’ve stuck with you through thick and thick this winter. You’re making them feel completely irritated.
Is there a worse sensation than feeling completely irritated? Yes, there’s feeling completely irritated shortly after throwing up due to acute dissatisfaction.