We’re not really sure what to write about today. We suppose we should make reference to India v West Indies, but we were either asleep or at work for today’s play, so we don’t really have much to say.
Looking at the scorecard, we’re kind of irritated that MS Dhoni hit a hundred. Now, we love Dhoni and rate him very highly as an adamantium-cored individual who rarely gets het up about owt, but the third hundred of an innings always devalues the two before it. That’s what we object to.
Rahul Dravid’s in the middle of a fantastic run of Test form, came into bat when things were trickier, yet got fewer runs than both Laxman and Dhoni. On top of that, his tons are continually being overshadowed by Sachin Tendulkar failing to score hundreds. Now that’s just taking the piss.
Still, things could be worse for him. Every single thing that has happened to him this morning could have massively irritated him such that he’s spent half his morning pressing his face into his desk in a failed bid to squeeze out the pessimism he feels regarding the future of the human race.