What is it with Andre Nel and this sort of quote? If he’s not saying it himself, someone else is saying it about him.
South Africa coach, Mickey Arthur, said: “Any time Andre plays for South Africa he’s fired up. I can’t wait to see him bowl hard.”
It doesn’t bear thinking about – and you most definitely shouldn’t conjur up the mental image.
As a form of discouragement, we should probably offer some sort of prize to anyone who doesn’t use the phrase ‘rhythmically swaying with each step’ in their comment. But it’s kind of pointless being as we’ve already written the unthinkable in suggesting that preventive measure.
At least we’ve saved ‘proud member of the South African team’ for you to use… Oh.