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August 26, 2009 Australia

Why Australia lost the Ashes

< 1 minute readThe thing about Australians is that when it comes to the crunch situations, they’ve got no backbone. It’s because of how they’re brought up. They’ve got a gentle, sunny climate, they’ve got a high standard of living and they’re all too well off. They don’t have to endure any hardships,

August 25, 2009 Uncategorised

An Ashes T-shirt to help you gloat

< 1 minute readThe Swann v Hauritz 2010 Ashes T-shirt from the King Cricket shop: Available in various colours, with ringer and long-sleeved options. Prices start at £12 for the value white version. It’s the perfect T-shirt for the 2010 Ashes. Buy it here.

August 25, 2009 Uncategorised

Outstanding Ashes bet

< 1 minute readBert writes: I have a standing bet of twelve bottles of red wine on the Ashes with an Aussie mate, so I sent him this picture this morning – nothing else, no comment, no title. I find that gloating is best done in a minimalist way.

August 24, 2009 England

Andrew Strauss moulds the world into a shape of his choosing

2 minute readIt’s the shape of a club with nails sticking out of it and he’s clumping towards Australia with it, looking like Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York (although Strauss hasn’t got the nauseating stench of an unbearably dull film accompanying him). It seems such a long, long time

August 24, 2009 England

England 2009 Ashes victory gloating to last all week

< 1 minute readWhen Australia first landed in the UK, we renounced level-headed reportage in favour of mindless jingoistic cheerleading. Many of you might have thought that this reached a peak when we asked ‘are England going to win the Ashes?‘ last week and concluded ‘yes, of course they are’. But they did,

August 23, 2009 Australia / England

Winning the Ashes isn’t shit

< 1 minute readThat was nice, wasn’t it? Did you enjoy it?

August 22, 2009 England

Jonathan Trott’s Test debut

< 1 minute readBy any stretch, Jonathan Trott’s Test debut has gone okay. Making a hundred on your debut is generally considered to be satisfactory. Making a hundred when you arrived at the crease with the score reading 39-3 on a day when 15 wickets fell – that’s better than satisfactory. Doing all

August 22, 2009 County cricket / England

Ravi Bopara lowers himself from Test cricket to county cricket

< 1 minute readThere’s a big step up from county cricket to Test cricket, which means there’s a big step down when you get dropped. Ravi Bopara’s returned to Essex and has promptly made 201 against Surrey. Essex play in the second division, so it’s no so much a step down as a

August 21, 2009 England

Stuart Broad snatches the all-rounder baton off Andrew Flintoff

< 1 minute readAndrew Flintoff should keep a close eye on all his cricket gear. Stuart Broad will have his bats, his pads and even his box given half a chance. He’s not waiting until the big man’s gone before taking over. When Swann got North, we yelped like a female coati. When

August 21, 2009 Australia

The team with no spinner should lose

< 1 minute readAlways play a spinner. Always. Always, always, always. It offers variety; a change of pace that might unsettle the batsman. Maybe the odd ball will turn more than you think. Or maybe – just maybe – a batsman who’s untroubled by pace will, for some inexplicable reason, be totally unable