Sri Lanka win a record

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Mahela Jayawardene against KenyaIt’s the oh-so-rare 12″ version of Blue Monday by New Order.

No, not really. They just won a game by a record margin. ‘Win’ is a noun in this instance. Oh the fun of pretending that nouns are in fact verbs. Don’t say you don’t get value for money at this site.

So Sri Lanka scored lots and then Kenya didn’t score many. Sanath Jayasuriya got lots at two runs per ball; Mahela Jayawardene got slightly fewer runs at more than two runs a ball; and Jehan Mubarak got slightly fewer runs still, but at over three runs per ball.

As you can tell, we’re not really putting the effort in today.


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  1. mwahaahhaa seems like they stole india’s clothes …they way their playing there gonna steal someones thunder

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