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At 13.22pm, we received word that the crowd had begun construction of the first beer snake.

Due to a reduction in staff, production is slow, but overtime may be on offer for those willing to work late.

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5 Appeals

  1. That old entry contains what I think is still my favourite ever King Cricket paragraph:

    “3am – We awake to find that the Beer Badger has already visited. In addition to taking all of our money and doing something in our mouth, the Beer Badger has brought a profound sense of our own worthlessness which is quite astounding in its clarity.”

  2. King Cricket

    June 4, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    We wrote that at 3am with a stinking hangover.

    We’d hate to think that was when we did all of our best work. It would make our working habits a bit arduous.

  3. I do all my best work at 3am, either hungover or still pissed, which is a shame because I’m a primary school teacher.

  4. Any update on progress with the beer snake?

  5. King Cricket

    June 5, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Our contact became increasingly unreliable, Ged.

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