The Unicorns lost to Nottinghamshire yesterday. This reminded us that a friend was asking about them the other day. We suppose we’d better clear up a few questions.
Who are the Unicorns?
The Unicorns are the ECB Recreational XI.
Where are they from?
They are from “long ago.”
Why should I support them?
Because if the Unicorns have their horns cut off, the world is plunged into eternal darkness.
Hope that clears things up for you all.