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Mohammad Yousuf’s “retirement”

Bowled on 29th March, 2010 at 20:20 by King Cricket
Category: Mohammad Yousuf, Retirement

If you want to know how to retire from cricket. Look to Pakistan. Look to Mohammad Yousuf, who’s executed a textbook Pakistan cricket retirement.

“This is my retirement. I have retired from international cricket.”

He then added:

“For now, this is it. For now this is my retirement.”

That’s how to do it. That’s how to retire.

Many great players bow out to a chorus of wailing from the fans. No-one likes emotion. Far better to retire in equivocal fashion, leaving the door open for a possible or probable return.

Either Mohammad Yousuf comes back (hurrah!) or one day in a couple of years time, we notice that he hasn’t actually come back, in which case we’ll feel all right about it because we’ve pretty much forgotten about him.

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  1. Reply
    wolf   //   March 29th, 2010 at 23:14

    I can’t help but think there was something else he was NOT saying, like what it would take to get him out of retirement. I suspect the removal of most of the PCB would be a good start.

    On another note, I have decided to stop commenting on internet blogs as they take to much time that could be spent more productively. This is my retirement. I have retired from commenting on internet blogs.

    For now this is it, this is my retirement.

  2. Reply
    e normous   //   March 30th, 2010 at 05:53

    “for now”, ie. “until younis announces his retirement”.

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    Ged   //   March 30th, 2010 at 06:34

    I guess Mohammad Yousuf is going to need…

    …”more ties!”.

    For now.

  4. Reply
    D Charlton   //   March 30th, 2010 at 11:29

    Don’t let him near that ‘daughter’ in the advert. She eats ties – that’s why the ‘dad’ has run out.

    Who ate all the ties? She did. Watch out Mohammad.

  5. Reply
    chowkster   //   March 30th, 2010 at 12:24

    Drama queen.

  6. Reply
    e normous   //   March 30th, 2010 at 12:34

    what is this more ties nonsense you idiots are blathering about

  7. Reply
    e normous   //   March 30th, 2010 at 12:37

    oh I see.

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    N Molesworth   //   March 30th, 2010 at 13:02

    Strong mint hands.

  9. Reply
    D Charlton   //   March 30th, 2010 at 13:08

    You need more eyes, e normous

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    Vim   //   March 30th, 2010 at 13:22

    I love the Pakistan team. They don’t operate on the same plane as the rest of the cricketing world.

    Go Yousuf, let’s have more farewells than Dame Nellie Melba.

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    The Reverse Sweep   //   March 30th, 2010 at 15:57

    I blame Ijaz Butt http://thereversesweep.typepad.com/blog/2010/03/ijaz-butt-0-mohammad-yousuf-1.html
    I would guess that Yousuf is hoping that his ‘retirement’ will prompt Butt’s retirement either by choice or by the bullet

  12. Reply
    Ceci   //   March 30th, 2010 at 16:14

    Just for you e normous

    http://www.twitpic.com/1bzgjv

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    Ged   //   March 30th, 2010 at 22:44

    I’m working way into the wee small hours.

    “I’m a secret lemonade drinker”, as a certain Northamptonshire batsman (R White) might put it.

    But there’s no lemonade available anywhere around these parts and I simply must have some sweet, sickly, fizzy liquid to imbibe.

    I guess I’m going to need… more Tizer.

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    Sami   //   March 31st, 2010 at 01:12

    In other news.

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