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Who is Xavier Doherty?

Bowled on 26th October, 2010 at 10:57 by
Category: Xavier Doherty

'All right Mrs Doherty, is your Xavier playing out today?'

Who ISN’T Xavier Doherty?

Friends of ours will tell you that one of our less endearing characteristics is a propensity to ask meaningless rhetorical questions when responding to direct requests for information.

Friend: “Which turning is it?”
Us: “Which turning ISN’T it?”

Friend: “Where did you get that prosciutto from?”
Us: “Where DIDN’T we get that prosciutto from?”

We’ll try and treat our readers better than that. Xavier Doherty is a left-arm spinner whose name is more exciting than he is as a cricketer. He’s a one-day specialist and Australia have called him up to play Sri Lanka.

Why would they call up Xavier Doherty? Why wouldn’t they call up Xavier Doherty?

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  1. Reply
    sam   //   October 26th, 2010 at 11:26

    is he the first man with an X starting his name to play international cricket?

    one for ‘ask steven’ i think.

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    stuart   //   October 26th, 2010 at 11:36

    we used to have an Aussie Xavier playing at Whalley Range 2nds. Just thought I’d mention it.

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    King Cricket   //   October 26th, 2010 at 11:44

    Off the top of our head, Xavier Marshall played for the Windies recently.

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    D Charlton   //   October 26th, 2010 at 12:07

    King seems very annoying to meet if all he does is answer rhetorical questions like that.

    Further to previous, match-report comments, who’s still keen to meet him?

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    Deep Cower   //   October 26th, 2010 at 16:49

    Doharty seems to be Australia’s answer to Pattinson. Now the ECB, in this mad race to call up shit cricketers, have picked Jarrod Kimber in the Ashes squad. This has been received with considerable criticism because sections of the media believe he is still better than Monty Panesar.

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    Ged   //   October 26th, 2010 at 17:20

    Ozzie spin bowling is certainly in need of a Xavier right now.

    You should expect nothing more and nothing less of me, your majesty. Frankly I was surprised to get here this late in the piece and for that pun to still be available.

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