Playing India, Bangladesh got themselves into a position where they needed two to win off three balls. Metaphorically speaking, all they had to do was avoid smashing a plate and accidentally disemboweling themselves with a shard of it. Being as they didn’t even have a plate, things looked pretty good.
Somehow Bangladesh found a plate. Then they smashed it. Then they sliced open their abdomen.
A world cup in India, without India in the finals wont be allowed to happen.
Did three of the Bangladesh fellas get a tap on the shoulder: “Kid, this ain’t your night”?
“Take a dive in the 20th. I’ll make it worth your while.”