Midway through yesterday’s play, there was a strange, unholy sound in our front room. We eventually concluded that an Australian was trying to communicate with us.
After concealing all sleeves from sight so that it didn’t get distressed, we eventually managed to deduce what it was trying to tell us. It transpired that it was impressed by two things:
- That Lara Bingle can talk and sit at the same time. It didn’t think The Bingle had this capacity.
- Ben Hilfenhaus’s bowling.
We agreed on both counts.