We heard that England were playing Australia yesterday, but we didn’t pay any attention.
We’re not going to bother checking, but it’s pretty safe to assume that England won handsomely. Comments to the contrary will be vigorously deleted.
Yes, you can delete something ‘vigorously’ – but only when that something is a gargantuan untruth.
To finish with here’s a photograph:
Again we’re not going to check, but we’re reasonably confident that this is Matthew Hayden driving his first ball straight into the hands of the cover fielder to register his second golden duck of the tournament.