We figure we’ll formalise the Mitchell Johnson victimisation this year. Might as well. So here it is: ‘Johnson Watch’.
Sounds a bit rude, but only really if you’re American – and as we all know, Americans don’t count.
What passes for Mitchell Johnson news today is the following quote from Australia coach, Tim Nielsen:
“There’s a couple of little things we can work on. We can make sure we jump around the bowling group and each other and make sure he’s in as good a place as he can be.”
No idea what that means. Probably something about Johnson being a cack-handed gifford whose arms are possessed by gremlins.
Please don’t drop Mitchell Johnson.