Yesterday, we suggested that Shane Bond adopt a disguise in order to represent his country.
It’s okay, he doesn’t need to. Our scouts have identified four young bowlers who could replace the injury-prone paceman for New Zealand.
Ceci has found Ryan Shanebondom:
And Andrew Webster, of Spun Out fame, has picked out no fewer than three potential replacements:
Andrew does concede that Optimus Bond may not be the best option, “as it may lead to him being stalked by Mark Ramprakash.”