Rob Key Surrey rumour falsely monged

As Kentish as a pint of Bishop's FingerThat’s the last time we’re monging a rumour – even one about Rob Key. We apologise for our ill-advised mongery and promise it won’t happen again.

You live the life of a rumour mongerer and you die like a rumour mongerererer: in the wrong.

By the way, we’ve heard that Northamptonshire’s Nicky Boje and Andrew Hall join forces in the close season and steal loose change from sleepy tramps.

We heard it from some guy.

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10 Appeals

  1. Apparently, Steve Kirby, like all ginger people, cheats at cards, and also smells of sugar puffs.

  2. Apparently, Steve Kirby isn’t ginger at all, he dyes his hair because he likes the colour. The cheating at cards and sugar puff smell is all part of the act.

  3. Kendal King Pin

    October 16, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Your demongering is almost as bad as your mongering, KC.

    For shame.

  4. King Cricket

    October 16, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Perhaps you’re right.

    If we could undemonger, we would.

  5. I don’t care about the mongering, de or otherwise. Just HURRAH and WOOHOO!

  6. Sarah, as much as I admire your beauteous Kentishness, I must point out that HURRAH and WOOHOO aren’t intelligent comment.

    On the other hand, you’re in good company here it seems. WOOHOO and HURRAH for Rob. The first division is ours.

  7. Sometimes a little HURRAH and WOOHOO is all you need. Especially when talking about Pink Bobby.

    Hope Ceci doesn’t mind me posting this marvellous creation here for her:

  8. When Kent go bust he’ll be off to Surrey. And they’ll go bust by the end of winter – that’s the rumour i heard. So your mongering will end up accurate, KC. Sarah – i am sorry…

  9. That bit of mongering outviles ColVile and I didn’t think I’d ever say that. Cruel, cruel D Charlton.

  10. See – I’m so distressed I couldn’t even capitalise the I, L and E.

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