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May 26, 2008 Australia / West Indies

Andrew Symonds, a terrible batsman, hits some very lucky runs

< 1 minute readIn January we said that Andrew Symonds had disproved our feeling that he wasn’t the man you wanted at the crease if you’d lost early wickets and everyone rounded on us for not thinking he was the mutt’s nuts even sooner. So we’re a bit uncertain what to say about

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April 25, 2008 Australia / India

Andrew Symonds hits Twenty20 hundred

< 1 minute readAnd this annoys us. When people are throwing huge money around, there’s nothing quite like watching them make a right balls of it. Andrew Symonds sold for $1.35 million and we’d have quite liked him to be a colossal failure. Unfortunately, he’s been okay and even if Deccan Chargers lost

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January 15, 2008 Australia / India

Official stance on Harbhajan Singh calling Andrew Symonds a monkey

< 1 minute readAs many of you have gathered, we were away last week. We did say something somewhere, but we always get lots of ‘why aren’t you covering this?’ emails and comments even if we do make an ‘official’ announcement. Anyway, it seems the big news was STILL Harbhajan Singh calling Andrew

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January 2, 2008 Australia / India

Andrew Symonds: good enough if you give him a chance or two

< 1 minute readWe’re still not sure about Andrew Symonds as a Test player. We’re sure he is one. Don’t get us wrong. We don’t doubt our own eyes – that would be madness. Just who do you trust, if you don’t trust your eyes? Your ears? Unlikely. Ears are devious. Anyway: Symonds.

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November 21, 2007 Australia

A run-making monster and…

< 1 minute readSuave thinks he’s spotted something: Thoughts?

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