The pie in the sky

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The Count Of Montetwisto writes:

“One merry summer’s day I was out walking m’ whippets, as one does, and happened across a field of golden crop. I drew a hearty toke upon my pipe and took in the halcyon vista and thought to document it for you all.”

The pie in the sky.jpg

What relevance is this, you ask? Well if we enlarge the pie, we can clearly see the face of Our Lord:

Eat any more of them and you'll end up looking like one

The Count continues: “All shall cower before his image, unless it’s a match day when all shall cower yet cheer – at the good bits.”

DON'T BE LIKE GATT!

Mike Gatting wasn't receiving the King Cricket email when he dropped that ludicrously easy chance against India in 1993.

Coincidence?

Why risk it when it's so easy to sign up?

2 comments

  1. He looks like that scary baby that lives in the sun of telly tubby land.

    That’s going to give me nightmares.

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