An apology to King Cricket readers
We didn’t actually pay any attention to the cricket at all over the weekend. How should we be punished?
- By working as Michael Clarke’s ego masseur
- By working as South Africa’s actual masseur
- By having to share our lunch with Mark Cosgrove
- By being the person nominated to let Ian Botham know that he’s wrong about something
- By having to look at Shaun Tait’s face for a bit
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