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Listen to the tin!

Bowled on 23rd November, 2010 at 14:12 by
Category: James Anderson, Peter Moores

Unsure how to approach opening the bowling in the Ashes?

Simply consult ‘the tin’.

“Jimmy does what it says on the tin – he swings it both ways at pace with the new ball.” – Peter Moores

The tin is clearly very wise.

We are still a bit mental about slow cookers but think we can get the meat to come out "stickier"

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  1. Reply
    Blondini   //   November 23rd, 2010 at 15:03

    Steak and Ale Pie?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/bendirs/2010/11/seriously_i_could_captain_this.html

  2. Reply
    King Cricket   //   November 23rd, 2010 at 16:02

    Not guilty, but we like the cut of their jib.

  3. Reply
    Howe_zat   //   November 23rd, 2010 at 20:09

    News KC – I posted an Ashes feature on cricketweb, someone commented “It sounds like you’ve just tried to be funny for no reason”. How do I respond to this criticism?

  4. Reply
    King Cricket   //   November 23rd, 2010 at 20:14

    Crying until our throat hurts is our normal approach.

    30-35 minutes of racking sobs now should put you in a position where you can successfully buy milk in the morning without anyone seeing visible signs of distress.

  5. Reply
    Howe_zat   //   November 23rd, 2010 at 20:22

    I don’t drink milk. But thanks very much for the advice. As thanks, here’s a present.

    http://img29.imageshack.us/f/jimmyr.jpg/

    It was hastily done.

  6. Reply
    King Cricket   //   November 23rd, 2010 at 20:29

    It’s beautiful.

    We knew Venns would catch on eventually.

  7. Reply
    Ged   //   November 24th, 2010 at 06:12

    Top Venning, Howe_zat.

    Surely the date on the tin is important too.

    Jimmy does what it says on the tin and is way within his best before date.

    Ponting also does what it says on the tin, but must at least be past his best before date. And very close to his expiration date.

  8. Reply
    eagleash   //   November 24th, 2010 at 10:52

    Keep refrigerated in a non-metal container & consume within 5 days..

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